Monday, September 26, 2011

Julie Attacks

Our cute little Julie found a small squirt bottle that Jenny and I use to maintain order with our feline associates (the ones that think they need to meow at random hours during the night to get our attention).

With attack weapon in hand, she then proceeded to assault her siblings.... ruthlessly chasing them down and peppering them with numerous jets of cold water...

In the picture above, you can see how she paralyzed poor Joey and he wriggles helplessly on the floor at the hands of a violent assailant a mere quarter of his age.

The house was filled with the horrifying sound of Julie's cackle while she ran from room to room, floor to floor, in search of more unsuspecting victims...

The psychological damage may take years to evaluate and treat...

Her siblings were unable to escape her wet wrath... even the family dog was later found laying on its side, licking dripping wounds left by a careless 2-yr old "drive by shooting" on the stairs...

In the end, it was her older sister, Jocie, who came to the rescue of the Pike Family, as she braved the horrific sites left behind by Julie's attacks and she charged the nearly 25 pound water gunner, attacking her from behind and tackling her to the floor and disarming her from her now empty water bottle.

Julie showed little remorse over her actions during her trial later that same day and was insistent on her having her rights upheld: "I want juice!!! Give me juice!"

In the end, she will serve the remainder of her juvenile life in the custody of her parents and she will continue to have community service responsibilities with regards to the ongoing menacing of her older siblings, something she apparently has a right to excercise...

2 comments:

Mimi said...

Your story herein is as precious as Julie's vendetta-ridden smile as she soaks her siblings and pets!

By the look of her smile it appears Julie with repeatedly do repentive'community service' for actions to her family.

Incredibly creative narrative. Well written; immensely enjoyable.

Unknown said...

It's amazing how much the kids have changed in the last year. I love the story that goes so well with the pictures. I love seeing all the new pictures you have been posting on facebook and the blog. please the the kids my love and lots of kisses. for me. give Jenny a big hug and kiss from me I really miss u all. Love Nana :)